Because sometimes, down is the new up.

solana
Price
$ 172.31

Got the guts for a market rollercoaster? Grab your SlowRugLana tokens. It’s a thrilling drop – not for the faint of heart!

Remember when we dreamed of lambos? Now we’re just hoping for a bus pass.

But enough drama. Try to avoid getting a panic attack. Instead of freaking out, how about you join our socials? That way, we can cry together.

solana
Price
$ 172.31